YES, IT'S TRUE!

Every Harlot Snowboard now comes with octuplets! Supposedly
having octuplets is the hottest shit in the world right now,
so we got you covered. Go to www.thenadyasulemanfamily.com
for the mailing address, and request your octuplets today!

*Unfortunately, Harlot Snowboards still include hand crafted
Canadian goodness, the best art in the industry, and that
indie feel we've all grown to love. Oh yeah, and designed by
a lumberjack with a Good Wood award under his belt.